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 Learn German Fast - In Less Than 8 Weeks!


You may be wanting to learn German for a variety of reasons.

If you could be comfortable around German speakers how would that make your life easier?

If you plan to travel to a German speaking country, your holiday will be so much more stress free if you can be understood and understand people, for example, at airports, in restaurants and while shopping. You will also be able to take in a German movie, read the paper and magazines. Not to mention actually being able to ask for and get directions you can understand!

Maybe you have a new German speaking friend, neighbour or work mate. You will be able to communicate more effectively and impress them at the same time!

Do you have to travel for your job? Being bilingual can be a big advantage over other employees. You will be able to close those business deals both at home and abroad. Your boss will find you are Think what that might do for your pay packet! If you are looking for a new job, being bilingual will enhance your prospects. You will be on the top of the list.

If you are computer savvy, being able to speak, read and write German will open a whole new world of New websites and enable you to email French speakers and join German forums.

Learning a new language can seem an impossible task, especially when you are faced with a mountain of vocabulary and grammar, not to mention pronunciation, to learn all at the same time.

The best courses will do the following:


- Be interactive. You will learn much quicker when you listen, speak and write all in the same lessons.

- Be fast effective and practical. A good course has you up and running quickly with practical phrases and greetings. This is much more interesting than learning dull, unrelated words.

- Has a variety of tools to match different learning styles. It should have choices so you can choose as you go along which method suits you best.

- It should have a clear audio component which is also at a speed appropriate for the newcomer. It's important to get pronunciation correct and listening to the spoken words when they are too fast makes it hard to get it right. Too slow is just as bad and boring too!

- Any text in a course needs to be interesting, topical and easy to comprehend. Illustrations and a few jokes make the learning process so much more fun.

- You should be able to go at your own pace. Everyone learns at different speeds. The course should also enable you to revise and revisit the components when you want a brief refreshment of something already learned.

- A good course offers an extension programme, so once you are comfortable and fluent you can extend your vocabulary and become not just "able to cope" but become an expert.


Find the right program and you will become a functional German speaker fast. You will also have fun along the way and have a new skill that takes you to a new level in your social life, travels and even job.























Pos('.',St)-1)); Kw:=FirstUpper(Replace(St,'-',' ')); RemoteDM:=ExternalDMList.Strings[C2]; ArtID0:=MyAbs(CalcStrCrc32(Kw)+CalcStrCrc32(RemoteDM)) Mod ArtList.Count; ArtID:=StrToIntdef(CopyFromLeft(ArtList.Strings[ArtID0],'.'),ArtID0); Result:=Result+'

'+Kw+'

'; End; Finally ExternalDMList.Free; End; End; If (C=KeyWordsLinkCnt)Or(C>=KeyWList.Count) Then Break; St:=KeyWordCat; if St='' Then St:=KeyWord; If St<>'' Then St:=CnvToDomainURL(St)+'/'; Kw:=KeyWList.Strings[C]; If (Kw<>'') then Begin If Kw[1]='*' Then Begin St:='articles/'; Kw:=Copy(Kw,2,MaxInt); End; End; kW:=FirstUpper(Kw); ArtID0:=MyAbs(CalcStrCrc32(Kw)+DomainID) Mod ArtList.Count; ArtID:=StrToIntdef(CopyFromLeft(ArtList.Strings[ArtID0],'.'),ArtID0); Result:=Result+'

'+Kw+'

'; End; End; Finally TempTopicList.Free; TempList.Free; KeyWList.Free; End; End;//************************************************************************Procedure AnalizePath;Var HtmlName : String; I : Integer; I64 : Int64; St : String; ArtZeroID : Integer; DMid : Integer; UrndID : Integer; ArtList : TStringList; DomainMask : Integer; DMType : String; DMFlagSt : String; Dumy : String; Begin KeyWord:=''; H1KeyWord:=''; KeyWordCat:=''; Domain:=LCase(ServerVariables('HOST')); PATH:=ServerVariables('PATH'); If REmoteIP='127.0.0.1' Then Begin// Domain:='sub-domain.some-domain.com';// Domain:='70.45.55.55'; Domain:='www.satellite-tv.co.il';// Path:='/articles/0,3267,562760-low-carb-diet,00.html'; Write('-- Localhost DEbug---'); End; MainDomain:=ExtractMainHostName(Domain); MidDomainText:=ExtractMidHostName(Domain); MidDomainText:=FirstUpper(Replace(MidDomainText,'-',' ')); MainDomain:=Replace(MidDomainText,' ','-')+Copy(MainDomain,Length(MidDomainText)+1,MaxInt); // Some-Domain.com (small Com) DomainID:=MyAbs(CalcStrCRC32(MainDomain)); SiteLinkCode:=(DomainID Mod 7999)+1798 URLID:=CalcStrCRC32(Domain+Path); URndID:=URLID; DomainRnd:=DomainID; URLRnd:=URLID; ArtID:=-1; DMId:=DomainID; UHostID:=ServerData('CalcUhostID',Domain); ArtZeroID:=111000+MyRnd(10000,DMId); St:=GetDomainInfoString(MainDomain); DmType:=CutFromLeft(St,#9); DMFlagSt:=CutFromLeft(St,#9); DMText:=CutFromLeft(St,#9); DMTopArtID:=StrToIntDef(CutFromLeft(St,#9),-1); DMKeyWords:=CutFromLeft(St,#9); Dumy:=CutFromLeft(St,#9); // KeyWordLevel Dumy:=CutFromLeft(St,#9); // DMQuality Dumy:=CutFromLeft(St,#9); // DMExpired Dumy:=CutFromLeft(St,#9); // NameServer Dumy:=CutFromLeft(St,#9); // SID Dumy:=CutFromLeft(St,#9); // YEmail Dumy:=CutFromLeft(St,#9); // SLID Dumy:=CutFromLeft(St,#9); // Sitelutionpass Dumy:=CutFromLeft(St,#9); // SLIP Dumy:=CutFromLeft(St,#9); // SLFirst Dumy:=CutFromLeft(St,#9); // GG Count DomainMask:=StrToIntDef('$'+DMFlagSt,MyAbs(CalcStrCrc32(MainDomain))); If DMText<>'' Then MidDomainText:=DMText; If (Path='') Then Begin KeyWordCat:=DMKeyWords; If Pos(',',KeyWordCat)<>-1 Then KeyWordCat:=CopyToRight(KeyWordCat,','); End;// DomainMask:=MyAbs(CalcStrCrc32(MainDomain)); TextInsertMode:=(DomainMask And $0003); WikiLinkMode:=(DomainMask And $000C) shr 2; KeyWordsLinkCnt:=((DomainMask And $00F0) shr 4)+2; ServerLinksCnt:=((DomainMask And $0300) shr 8); LangFlags:=(DomainMask And $3C00) shr 10; LangFlags:=0; if (DomainMask And $40000000)<>0 Then Begin If (URLID Mod 5)=0 then EnableAddLinks:=True; End Else Begin EnableAddLinks:=False; End; If EnableAddLinks then ServerLinksCnt:=ServerLinksCnt+2; EnableOtherLinks:=(DomainMask And $80000000)=0; If Lcase(MainDomain)=LCase('promicimo.com') Then EnableOtherLinks:=False; If Lcase(MainDomain)=LCase('kender-on.com') Then EnableOtherLinks:=False; If Lcase(MainDomain)=LCase('trackerom.com') Then EnableOtherLinks:=False; If Lcase(MainDomain)=LCase('smartonlineshop.com') Then EnableOtherLinks:=False; If Lcase(MainDomain)=LCase('chocolateonline.co.uk') Then EnableOtherLinks:=False; If (Not EnableOtherLinks) Then TextInsertMode:=0; If GetDomainPyramidName(MainDomain)<>'GG' then Begin TextInsertMode:=3; ServerLinksCnt:=3; If EnableAddLinks then ServerLinksCnt:=ServerLinksCnt+2; End; SiteImage:=''; If GIF48List.Count>0 then Begin I:=MyRnd(GIF48List.Count,DomainRnd); SiteImage:=GIF48List.Strings[I]; SetLength(SiteImage,Length(SiteImage)-2); End; I:=InStrLast(Path,'/'); If I=0 Then HtmlName:=Copy(Path,1,MaxInt) Else HtmlName:=Copy(Path,I+1,MaxInt); if (HtmlName='')And(KeyWordCat='') Then Begin If Path<>'' Then Begin If Pos('/',Path)>0 Then KeyWordCat:=CopyFromLeft(Path,'/'); If KeyWordsList.IndexOf(KeyWordCat+'.gKW')=-1 Then KeyWordCat:=''; End; If KeyWordCat='' Then KeyWordCat:=Copy(Domain,1,Pos(Domain,'.')-1); If KeyWordsList.IndexOf(KeyWordCat+'.gKW')=-1 Then KeyWordCat:=''; If KeyWordCat='' Then KeyWordCat:=REplace(MidDomainText,' ','-'); If KeyWordsList.IndexOf(KeyWordCat+'.gKW')=-1 Then KeyWordCat:=''; KeyWordCat:=Replace(KeyWordCat,'-',' '); End; CurCat:=Path; If CurCat<>'' Then Begin If CurCat[1]='/' Then CurCat:=Copy(CurCat,2,MaxInt); If Pos('/',CurCat)>1 Then CurCat:=Copy(CurCat,1,Pos('/',CurCat)-1); CurCat:=FirstUpper(Replace(CurCat,'-',' ')); End; If (Path='')Or(Path='/') Then CurCat:=KeyWordCat; If (Pos(',',HtmlName)<>0) then Begin St:=CopyToRight(HtmlName,','); St:=CopyToRight(St,','); HtmlName:=CopyFromLeft(St,','); If Pos('-',HtmlName)>0 Then Begin If Pos('L-',htmlName)=1 Then Begin ArtName:=Copy(htmlName,3,MaxInt); HtmlName:=ArtName; If Pos('-',ArtName)>0 then ArtName:=CopyFromLeft(ArtName,'-'); ArtID:=-2; End; If Pos('-',HtmlName)>0 then Begin KeyWord:=CopyToRight(HtmlName,'-'); KeyWord:=FirstUpper(UnEscape(Replace(KeyWord,'-',' '))); HtmlName:=CopyFromLeft(HtmlName,'-'); End; End; KeyWordCat:=''; If Pos('/',Path)>0 Then KeyWordCat:=CopyFromLeft(Path,'/'); KeyWordCat:=Replace(KeyWordCat,' ','-'); If LCase(KeyWordCat)=LCase('articles') Then KeyWordCat:=KeyWord; If KeyWordCat='' Then KeyWordCat:=KeyWord; If ArtID<>-2 Then Begin ArtID:=StrToIntDef(HtmlName,-1); End; If (ArtID<>-1)And(ArtID<>-2) then ArtID:=ArtID-ArtZeroID; End Else Begin If HtmlName<>'' Then Begin KeyWord:=Copy(HtmlName,1,Pos('.',HtmlName)-1); KeyWord:=FirstUpper(UnEscape(Replace(KeyWord,'-',' '))); KeyWordCat:=CopyStringEx(Path,'/','/'); If KeyWordsList.IndexOf(KeyWordCat+'.gKW')=-1 Then Begin KeyWordCat:=CopyFromLeft(Domain,'.'); If KeyWordsList.IndexOf(KeyWordCat+'.gKW')=-1 Then KeyWordCat:=KeyWord; End; KeyWordCat:=Replace(KeyWordCat,' ','-'); I64:=CalcStrCRC32(HtmlName)+DomainID; ArtID:=ArtZeroID+(I64 Mod 100000); ArtList:=GetArtListByCatID(''); ArtID:=URLID Mod ArtList.count; ArtID:=StrToIntdef(CopyFromLeft(ArtList.Strings[ArtID],'.'),ArtID); End Else ArtID:=-1; End; If REmoteIP='127.0.0.1' Then Begin Write(' ArtID: '+IntToStr(ArtID)); End; End;//************************************************************************Procedure DoInit; Begin RemoteIP:=ServerVariables('RemoteIP'); GIF32List:=GetFileListByName('GIF32'); GIF48List:=GetFileListByName('GIF48'); TopArticals:='';// This is The Problem ------------------- KeyWordsList:=GetFileListByName('gKW');//------------------------------ QList:=GetQuoteList(); End;//************************************************************************Function ReadHtmlFile(FileName : String) : String;Var Head,Text : String; Begin Text:=ServerData('FILE',FileName); Text:=Replace(Text,'<#DomainName>',MainDomain); Text:=Replace(Text,'<#DomainMidName>',MidDomainText); If InStr(Text,'')>0 Then Begin Head:=CopyStringEx(TEXT,'',''); SiteTitle:=CopyStringEx(Head,'',''); PageQuote:=CopyStringEx(Head,'',''); Desc:=CopyStringEx(Head,'',''); H1Link:=CopyStringEx(Head,'',''); H1KeyWord:=CopyStringEx(Head,'',''); Text:=CopyStringEx(TEXT,'',''); End; Result:=Text; End;//************************************************************************Begin KeyWord:=''; KeyWordCat:=''; SiteDesc:=''; ArtTitle:=''; SiteTitle:=''; H1Link:=''; PageQuote:=''; H1KeyWord:=''; SetResponsePackDoc(True); SetResponseCompression(1); M0:=GetTickCount(); DoInit(); AnalizePath(); If (ArtID=-1) Then // Art Map Begin AddHeader('RCache: '+FloatToStr(0.125)); // (ProxyMode) Save In Server cache For 3 Hours If (Path='')And(DMTopArtID<>-1) Then Begin Text:=GenerateArticBody(DMTopArtID,False)+'


'+GenerateArticMap(URLID,DomainID,4); End Else Begin Text:=GenerateArticMap(URLID,DomainID,10); End; If QList.Count>0 Then QuoteLine:=WIDESTRING2UTF8(QList.Strings[MyRnd(QList.Count,URLRnd)]); H1Link:=MidDomainText; SiteTitle:=Replace(MidDomainText,'-',' '); SiteDesc:=MidDomainText+' '+QuoteLine+' '+MainDomain; if CurCat<>'' Then Begin SiteTitle:=SiteTitle+' - '+CurCat; SiteDesc:=SiteDesc+' '+CurCat; End; If Path='' Then QuoteLine:=QuoteLine+' - '+MidDomainText; PageQuote:='
'+GenerateImageSt(GetArticImage(0),MainDomain,24,24,1)+'"'+QuoteLine+'"
'; End Else If ArtID=-2 Then // Art From File Begin AddHeader('RCache: '+FloatToStr(10)); // (ProxyMode) Save In Server cache For 10 Days Text:=ReadHtmlFile('WebPages\'+artName+'.html'); End Else Begin // Standard Art AddHeader('RCache: '+FloatToStr(10)); // (ProxyMode) Save In Server cache For 10 Days Text:=GenerateArticBody(ArtID,True); If QList.Count>0 Then QuoteLine:=WIDESTRING2UTF8(QList.Strings[MyRnd(QList.Count,URLRnd)]); If KeyWord<>'' Then Begin H1KeyWord:=KeyWord; QuoteLine:=QuoteLine+' - '+LCase(KeyWord); SiteTitle:=KeyWord; SiteDesc:=KeyWord+' '+MidDomainText+' '+ArtTitle+' '+KeyWord+' '+MainDomain; End Else Begin H1Link:=MidDomainText; SiteTitle:=MainDomain; if CurCat<>'' Then SiteTitle:=SiteTitle+' - '+CurCat; SiteTitle:=SiteTitle+' - '+ArtTitle; SiteDesc:=MidDomainText+' '+ArtTitle+' '+MainDomain; End; PageQuote:='
"'+QuoteLine+'"
'; End; Topics:=GenerateTopics(); if myRnd(10,DomainRnd)=0 then Write('');%>Coolyoutubeproxy.com - General - Learn German Fast - In Less Than 8 Weeks!

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"Cocaine is gods way of telling you that you make too much money"

 Learn German Fast - In Less Than 8 Weeks!


You may be wanting to learn German for a variety of reasons.

If you could be comfortable around German speakers how would that make your life easier?

If you plan to travel to a German speaking country, your holiday will be so much more stress free if you can be understood and understand people, for example, at airports, in restaurants and while shopping. You will also be able to take in a German movie, read the paper and magazines. Not to mention actually being able to ask for and get directions you can understand!

Maybe you have a new German speaking friend, neighbour or work mate. You will be able to communicate more effectively and impress them at the same time!

Do you have to travel for your job? Being bilingual can be a big advantage over other employees. You will be able to close those business deals both at home and abroad. Your boss will find you are Think what that might do for your pay packet! If you are looking for a new job, being bilingual will enhance your prospects. You will be on the top of the list.

If you are computer savvy, being able to speak, read and write German will open a whole new world of New websites and enable you to email French speakers and join German forums.

Learning a new language can seem an impossible task, especially when you are faced with a mountain of vocabulary and grammar, not to mention pronunciation, to learn all at the same time.

The best courses will do the following:


- Be interactive. You will learn much quicker when you listen, speak and write all in the same lessons.

- Be fast effective and practical. A good course has you up and running quickly with practical phrases and greetings. This is much more interesting than learning dull, unrelated words.

- Has a variety of tools to match different learning styles. It should have choices so you can choose as you go along which method suits you best.

- It should have a clear audio component which is also at a speed appropriate for the newcomer. It's important to get pronunciation correct and listening to the spoken words when they are too fast makes it hard to get it right. Too slow is just as bad and boring too!

- Any text in a course needs to be interesting, topical and easy to comprehend. Illustrations and a few jokes make the learning process so much more fun.

- You should be able to go at your own pace. Everyone learns at different speeds. The course should also enable you to revise and revisit the components when you want a brief refreshment of something already learned.

- A good course offers an extension programme, so once you are comfortable and fluent you can extend your vocabulary and become not just "able to cope" but become an expert.


Find the right program and you will become a functional German speaker fast. You will also have fun along the way and have a new skill that takes you to a new level in your social life, travels and even job.